Halloween Horror!/Exclusive Offer!

Just in time for Halloween! Buffalo Tom Peabody’s Halloween Treats Stomach Pump!

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It’s easy to use and a bargain at only $29.95! (Money orders only, no personal checks, please!) It’s so simple and easy to use, kids can even pump out their own stomachs!

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No complicated machinery to worry about! No electricity required!

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Order right now* and I will include a free box of my Halloween Treats absolutely FREE! Dogs LOVE them! FRESH from the litter box!

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Don’t confuse my Halloween Treats Stomach Pump with ordinary turkey basters! Mine is the only stomach pump approved by Dr. Buffalo Tom Peabody!

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Don’t wait until it is too late! Order NOW!

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(*This special offer expires when Bed Bath and Beyond, at the mall, runs out of turkey basters)

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9 thoughts on “Halloween Horror!/Exclusive Offer!

  1. I need a case of these, el pronto, por favor!
    I’m headed over to the pumpkin patch with a wagon train full of DingleBerry DeLites. There’s bus loads of kiddie kritters due for their annual field trip to the Smash-Up and FrightFest. No matter how many warnings we give these critters, they always over-indulge!

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