Did I ever tell you about the time someone tried to steal my plunger?
Well, I was right in the middle of one of my most interesting stories about me…
… When this really quiet guy I was talking to, just JUMPED off the building… with my plunger! He “CLAIMS” that my story put him to sleep and he just FELL off!
Well, wouldn’t you just know it, “Butterfingers” let go of my plunger when he grabbed on to a flagpole to break his fall! That plunger cost $4.99!
My trusty plunger fell into an open manhole! I had to chase that plunger for six blocks through the sewer! Fortunately, Butterfingers was okay, once the fire department got him down from that flag pole… and I got my plunger back!
Well, that’s my story! Did it put you to sleep?
Buffalo Tom Peabody, Sanitation Engineer, 3rd grade class president and people pleaser!
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