Take The Plunge!

Did I ever tell you about the time someone tried to steal my plunger?
Well, I was right in the middle of one of my most interesting stories about me…

image

… When this really quiet guy I was talking to, just JUMPED off the building… with my plunger! He “CLAIMS” that my story put him to sleep and he just FELL off!

image

Well, wouldn’t you just know it, “Butterfingers” let go of my plunger when he grabbed on to a flagpole to break his fall! That plunger cost $4.99!

image

My trusty plunger fell into an open manhole! I had to chase that plunger for six blocks through the sewer! Fortunately, Butterfingers was okay, once the fire department got him down from that flag pole… and I got my plunger back!
Well, that’s my story! Did it put you to sleep?
Toodles!
Sincerely Yours,
Buffalo Tom Peabody, Sanitation Engineer, 3rd grade class president and people pleaser!

image

The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody

Advertisements

6 thoughts on “Take The Plunge!

  1. Phew! It could have been so much worse. If Butterfingers had missed the flagpole he could have crushed the plunger when he smashed into the ground, thus splintering it all to hell!
    No more plunger,
    Bye bye Butterfingers.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s