Me and Gunther are conducting our annual Fall Clearance! We’ve got to make way for new inventory! We’ve slashed prices to the bone!
We are easy to find and centrally located next door to the sewage treatment plant! Just follow your nose to the wrong side of town for unbeatable deals!
You can browse our inventory from the comfort of your old car… pile after pile of savings! We are just like Walmart! Don’t see anything that interests you? That’s okay! We have new inventory arriving daily!
Remember, at Buffalo Tom Auto Sales you can buy with confidence! We offer a comprehensive 20 minute satisfaction guarantee!
That’s right! We have everything! We can even satisfy that hard to please street car shopper!
This honey of a deal station wagon is perfect for large families! Speaking of families! Bring the kids to Buffalo Tom Auto Sales. We have all kinds of attractions to keep the kids busy while you shop!
If your kids don’t like playing on tire piles we also have our Space Mountain Adventure!
Once you have made a selection we can customize it for you!
Spike is standing by to custom tailor your purchase to your specific needs! That’s just one of Buffalo Tom Auto Sales unique customer service options!
So, follow your nose to the sewage treatment plant and take a left… ignore the “Property Condemned” sign hanging on our gate and Save! Save! Save!
Hurry! At these prices we’re losing money!
… And don’t forget, everyone gets a free plunger…even the kids…even grandma!
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