Car and Driver magazine has dubbed this little beauty “The Nincompoop Coupe”!
You don’t have to worry about plugging this little gem into a wall socket! This baby is a fossil fuel burner! So you can forget about the environment… Our “engineers” have!
The all new 2014 B.T. PeabodyMobile LTD!
“The Nincompoop Coupe!”
$29.95! (Money orders only, no personal checks, please!) Free plunger with every purchase!
Buffalo Gal is smiling, styling and profiling in her sporty convertible! She is a hit with the boys in this KLASSY Rag Top!
Don’t worry! We have not forgotten about families! We are featuring the ultra-roomy and luxurious B.T. PeabodyMobile Wagoneer! There is room for the whole soccer team and their plungers!
We know that some of you hillbilly-types need even more room! You can choose the all-new Southern Star 4 X 4 pickup! No matter what you want to haul or pull our 4hp air cooled engine can handle it! You’ll appreciate the smart detailing and styling of the all new 2014 Southern Star!
All of you single-type guys will appreciate our brand new 2014 Romantic Moonbeam! You will be so popular, you will have to chase the girls away with your plunger!
No matter which new beautiful model you choose you will appreciate the clean and crisp interior styling! You will have plenty of time to enjoy the beautiful interior of your new PeabodyMobile as you cruise along at a top speed of 30 miles per hour or less! Thanks to our heavy duty 4 hp engine! You will be amazed how quickly cars can pass you on the left and right! You will think you are standing still!
In a brand new PeabodyMobile you will feel like The King Of The Road as you spew a trail of black smoke behind you! All of our new models burn oil immediately… No need to wait! We will even throw in a free case of oil along with your free plunger…with every purchase!
For those of you who like to travel… Select our PeabodyMobile Cruiser! Just strap your luggage to the back and go! Go! Go!
You will love your all new 2014 PeabodyMobile! There is nothing else like it on the road! Klassy with a capital K!
Don’t worry about huge insurance premiums with your new PeabodyMobile! The major insurance carriers refuse to cover it! Think of the money you will save!
So hurry down to my PeabodyMobile Showroom! I stand behind every car I sell… As I wave goodbye to you… Forever!
So hurry! Stock and selection are limited!
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