Now, that’s how you stink up the joint!
Buffalo Tom just about blew us all to smithereens when he lit that match! Gunther, who didn’t get his gas mask on in time, passed out from the fumes and had to be given CPR! Now he says he has a bad case of emphysema complicated by bronchitis! What a big baby! I took a direct hit and I’m fine!
P.S. Don’t forget to eat your veggies!
P.P.S. I’m eating raw broccoli, brussel sprouts and farting right now!
The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody