Forecasting The Whether Or Not

A while back, I was a featured performer with the Flying Wallendas.
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While performing one of our daredevil stunts, in Omaha, I missed a “catch” and plummeted 65 feet to the ground, landing on my head!
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When I “came to” in the hospital… I realized that I could predict the future! The blow to my head had rendered me psychic! Not wishing to waste this newfound talent, I immediately moved to the Carpathian Mountains and joined a band of Gypsys. When the gypsies weren’t busy stealing children, I told fortunes! One of my favorite predictions was telling the villagers that their children would probably be stolen by gypsies! Recognizing my talent, the gypsies, nicknamed me TheSwami Buffalo Tommy!
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When I wasn’t telling fortunes, I moonlighted as an outhouse tester…
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My fame as a reliable psychic spread far and wide. It wasn’t long before I set up permanent residence in Paris, France! My Ouija board skills are second to none!Β  My fortune telling parlor became world famous.
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I am now sharing my psychic talent with you!
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Many of my patrons have asked me why I do not take personal checks… I don’t take personal checks because I can predict your future!
I have a 100% accuracy rating!* (* As calculated by the Buffalo Tom Peabody accuracy rating service)
Here is today’s prediction:
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Psychically yours,
The Swami Buffalo Tommy, 3rd Grade Class President and people pleaser
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The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody

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