…this Holler-Day Season!
Here are some answers to the most commonly asked questions about the Peabody Plunger©:
“Is the Peabody Plunger© difficult to use?”
No! But it is important to use it correctly!
That’s why we offer a free plunger training course with every purchase! You will become a WHIZ in no time! Our qualified instructor can teach even the most simple minded person to use our plunger correctly!
“How do I know the Peabody Plunger© is reliable?”
Every plunger is tested for durability prior to leaving our factory!
Our qualified engineer inspects each and every Peabody Plunger© to make sure it meets our high standards! The Peabody Plunger© won’t poop-out just when you need it most!
Don’t let this…
ruin your Festive Holler-Day Season! Ask Santa to bring you the one and only Genuine Peabody Plunger©! It’s endorsed by Santa and the Janitor’s Union!
We take poop seriously here at Peabody Plungers Inc.©
$29.95! (No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!) Order right now and we will include a free clothespin with your order!
Buffalo Tom Peabody, The Plunger King© and 3rd grade class president!
Remember our motto:
“It’s probably not a good idea to poop if you don’t have a Peabody Plunger!”©
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