The Holler-Day’s are the busiest time of the year! You barely have time to celebrate much less decorate! So me and Gunther decided to share our decorating expertise! $29.95 (No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!)
Presenting! Buffalo Tom Peabody’s Holler-Day Expressions©! Let me and Gunther do all of your decorating!
Maybe you just want to impress your neighbors with your high klass taste! Then, you’ll want to purchase my Deluxe Motif! This has absolutely everything! Including a kitchen sink, mounted curbside for the convenience of anyone who pauses to soak up the beauty of your decorations!
Don’t worry… We have not forgotten those of you on a budget! For the low low price of $19.95 (No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!) you can choose our Holler-Day On A Budget Motif!
But wait! If you order within the next 5 minutes… Gunther will throw in, free of charge, his one of a kind, designer Holler-Day Unisex Party Outfit! That’s a $29.95 value for free! You’ll be the life of the party!
Celebrate and let us decorate!
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