If you need money…you don’t have to go to the cigarette companies!
Whatever happened to discriminating taste? One minute it’s Lucky Strike cigarettes and the next it’s Camel’s!
I would be happy to loan you some of my “plunger money”! (At my low-low Holler-Day Interest Rates!)
Buffalo Tom Peabody, 3rd grade class president, Money Lender and Plunger King!
P.S. Don’t get me started on your liquor ads!
P.P.S. Do you know what kind of message this sends to us kids?
P.P.P.S. Don’t forget my Playstation and stocking stuffers! (Bic lighters and corkscrews are not appropriate stocking stuffers for kids!)