The Perfect Holler-Day Gift!

I have the perfect solution to your gift-giving dilemma!
This year… Give Genuine U.S. Surplus!

A genuine U.S. Surplus Jeep or Tank is the answer for that fussy person on your Christmas list! No color choices! They’re all army green! Best of all… They can’t return it… All sales are final!

You know what they say…”You can’t fight the government!” The full weight and power of the United States Government stands behind your gift!

Give your mother-in-law a useful and symbolic gift…

She will thank you for your thoughtfulness! No more flat tires! It literally “blows away” everything else on the road!
With every purchase you can select a free mystery gift from our Mystery Gift Pile!

Even WE don’t know what’s in these boxes! Some of them are making a funny “clicking-type” noise! It could be anything from Germ Warfare to a Rocket Launcher! Imagine the fun on Christmas morning!
So Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!

Best of all? A Free Peabody Plunger for everyone who stops by! You know this is a great offer! Because it’s full of exclamation marks!!!!!

Hey! Who put this picture in here?

The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody


19 thoughts on “The Perfect Holler-Day Gift!

  1. Are you absolutely sure giving the mother-in-law a tank is the best way to go? Mothers-in-law usually have enough ammunition to use against us without giving them more.
    Ha ha 🙂

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