Extra-Festive New Year’s Eve Celebration!

Don’t sit at home like a lump on New Years Eve! Make your reservations NOW and join us aboard Buffalo Tom Peabody’s Casino Blimp!
$29.95! (No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!)

Your Extra-Festive New Years Eve Celebration Package includes:
– Free Vienna Sausages©!
   (All you can eat*!)
– Free orange soda!
  ( All you can drink*!)
  *Don’t make a pig of
– Free tickets to our
   exciting floor shows!

In my floor show, you can watch me narrowly escape a knife to the head! (Sorry, no cheering during this performance!)

Enjoy Madam Poopsie and Gunther Tootie’s Bird Balancing Hula Act! Will the pigeons poop on their heads? You will have to join us to find out!

Everyone gets a free Peabody Plunger at the stroke of midnight! Your new Peabody Plunger will come in handy at our crap tables!
Make your reservations now to join us for this Extra-Festive, once in a lifetime, New Years Eve Celebration!

And remember, we have the loosest slots in the stratosphere!…And the cleanest toilets!

(Special note to all of you alcoholic-types: BYOB!)
-Complimentary AA Meeting in the Buffalo Blimpy Lounge immediately following the festivities!
-A Gambler’s Anonymous counselor will be available upon request.

The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody


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