Extra-Festive New Year’s Eve Celebration!

Don’t sit at home like a lump on New Years Eve! Make your reservations NOW and join us aboard Buffalo Tom Peabody’s Casino Blimp!
$29.95! (No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!)
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Your Extra-Festive New Years Eve Celebration Package includes:
– Free Vienna Sausages©!
   (All you can eat*!)
– Free orange soda!
  ( All you can drink*!)
  *Don’t make a pig of
    yourself!
– Free tickets to our
   exciting floor shows!
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In my floor show, you can watch me narrowly escape a knife to the head! (Sorry, no cheering during this performance!)
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Enjoy Madam Poopsie and Gunther Tootie’s Bird Balancing Hula Act! Will the pigeons poop on their heads? You will have to join us to find out!
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Everyone gets a free Peabody Plunger at the stroke of midnight! Your new Peabody Plunger will come in handy at our crap tables!
Make your reservations now to join us for this Extra-Festive, once in a lifetime, New Years Eve Celebration!
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And remember, we have the loosest slots in the stratosphere!…And the cleanest toilets!
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(Special note to all of you alcoholic-types: BYOB!)
-Complimentary AA Meeting in the Buffalo Blimpy Lounge immediately following the festivities!
-A Gambler’s Anonymous counselor will be available upon request.

The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody

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