Let Me Entertain You!

“Squeezebox” Peabody is now accepting bookings for your next extra-festive party! Just look at these satisfied extra-festive partygoers!

I can provide any kind of music you want…from traditional Tyrolean folk songs and polka to punk rock! I even do disco and opera!

Secure your booking now for just $29.95! (No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!)
How about some romantic-type music for your anniversary party! I know all of Lionel Richie’s songs!

You won’t believe your ears when you hear my Janis Joplin/Luciano Pavarotti/Katy Perry “Salute to Broadway Medley”!
And remember, I will keep on playing until the very last guest gives up and goes home!
But wait! If you book now… Officer Gunther Tootie will greet your guests at the door and hang up their coats… He promises not to go through their pockets!
Musically yours,
Buffalo Tom Peabody, 3rd grade class president and The King Of Rock n Roll!

P.S. I also tell lots of funny stories and jokes!

The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody


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