I just got back from a series of successful engagements
They made me an honorary Accordion Shogun!
They billed me as Shogun “Squeezebox” Peabody-san!
Gunther says he always knew I would eventually become a military dictator in a foreign country!
COMING SOON to a city near you:
SHOGUN “SQUEEZEBOX” PEABODY-SAN 2014 WORLD TOUR!!!
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“Squeezebox” Peabody-san, 3rd grade class president, Shogun and foreign military dictator!
The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody