So many bloggers are writing books… So I did too!
Buffalo Tom Peabody, Private Eye: “Finger Of Doom!”
I will bring it to you, serialized, just as it’s published in my magazine, Detective Fiction!
The Santa Ana winds blew through the city of Los Angeles like a hot bean burrito fart… Something dangerous was definitely in the air! I repositioned the clothespin on my nose.
I hadn’t worked on a case in over a month… When SHE sauntered into my office wearing a tight-knit sweater that jiggled like the San Andreas Fault… Her skirt was so tight I could tell she had a quarter and two dimes in her hip pocket…
“Would you like a bite of my bean burrito?” I said casually.
“You must help me! Someone is trying to kill me!” she shouted in a high squeaky voice that sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
” Hold it Toots.” I said, “Have a Tequila Sunrise, maybe that will kill the bug up your butt.”
“How did you know my name was Toots?” she said in a voice that could shatter glass.
That’s the first installment of “Finger Of Doom!”
Buffalo Tom Peabody, 3rd grade class president and author!
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