“Give Me The Finger!”
I wrestled the pistol from her hand while she was distracted by my delicious bean burrito with extra cheese!
“… Miss Babycakes, where is the finger now?” She sat there frowning like a spoiled kid who didn’t get exactly what she wanted for her birthday…
“Maybe you thought the finger was a french fry and you ate it?” I said as if I had been weaned on a pickle.
“I’m not as dumb as you look, Mr Peabody!” She snapped back.
“Miss Babycakes, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Marilyn Monroe after you eat a burrito…and just like Michelle Pfeiffer after inhaling an order of french fries?”
She gave me a pouty look that made me feel like I had just done a bellyflop into a pool of piranhas…and said…
The more she talked… The more confused I got… I haven’t felt this confused since Matthew McConaughey won the Best Actor Oscar… What the hell?
What to do? I know!
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