You’ve Got Mail!

Happy Father’s Day!


Don’t just give Dear Old Dad any old gift!


Give him the gift that keeps on giving!


The Count Buffalo Tom Peabody Do-It-Yourself Vampire Kill Kit!
Order now! $29.95
(No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!)
Order within the next 10 minutes… And I will throw in, absolutely free o’ charge, the1 gallon, economy size, Holy Water Refill! That’s a $9.95 value, absolutely free!
Keep Dad busy all year long with my Count Buffalo Tom Peabody Do-It-Yourself Vampire Kill Kit!
The perfect gift for dads who like to kill stuff! Remember, it’s not really killing… The vampires are dead already!


Sincerely Yours,
Count Buffalo Tom Peabody, 4th grader!

The 9 LivesOf Buffalo Tom Peabody


13 thoughts on “You’ve Got Mail!

    • Lol! Good idea! You can keep one in the car! The kit also comes with a mirror so you can prescreen your vampire suspects… If a person does not cast a reflection in your mirror… Nosferatu! Succubus!

      • That’s a good idea, I never thought of that! I wouldn’t want to accidentally stake my neighbour just because he’s “a bit dodgy”. The police frown on that sort of thing.

      • Hahahahaha! Good one, draliman! Gunther says you can put some holy water in a squirt gun and then squirt them… If they Sizzle… It’s a vampire! 🙂 If they don’t sizzle… Run! They will probably be mad that you squirted them. 🙂

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