Happy Father’s Day!
Don’t just give Dear Old Dad any old gift!
Give him the gift that keeps on giving!
The Count Buffalo Tom Peabody Do-It-Yourself Vampire Kill Kit!
Order now! $29.95
(No personal checks, please! Visa and MasterCard welcome!)
Order within the next 10 minutes… And I will throw in, absolutely free o’ charge, the1 gallon, economy size, Holy Water Refill! That’s a $9.95 value, absolutely free!
Keep Dad busy all year long with my Count Buffalo Tom Peabody Do-It-Yourself Vampire Kill Kit!
The perfect gift for dads who like to kill stuff! Remember, it’s not really killing… The vampires are dead already!
Count Buffalo Tom Peabody, 4th grader!
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