The Holler-Days don’t have to feel like a cut-rate colonoscopy!
This year unclench with me and Gunther!
Stick with us and you’ll practically be CAT-a-tonic throughout the entire Holler-Day Season!
Me and Gunther will be just like an extra-large bucket of extra-strength EX-LAX to help you glide through the stress!
Just because it’s win-TURD… You don’t have to be constipated!
Starting right after Thanksgiving! (You’ll probably need a dose of ex-lax by then!) Relief is on the way!
(this post is not endorsed by the makers of ex-lax or any other similar laxative products.)
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