“You can’t pick your family but you can pick your friends.” So, if your family stresses you out and gets you all clenched-up… Don’t reach for the ex-lax… have Thanksgiving with friends… Like me!
Save the possum gizzard for me! Everything is basted in genuine gopher grease!
Me, Gunther, Tom Waits and the gang are havin’ a turkey with all the fixin’s later!
The 9 Lives Of Buffalo Tom Peabody & Gunther Tootie