The Big Head Theory 2

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Everyone has a theory!

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Hollywood has a theory about big heads: Put several annoying know-it-alls with big heads in a sitcom and have a hot girl refer to them as “Sweetie” in a snotty voice and it will become the number one comedy on television . (Hollywood knows all about this, since it is the home of the annoying big head!) Hollywood is like a magnet for extremely short people with extremely big heads… I know because I am one of them.

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FACT: people’s heads are actually getting bigger! Really!

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Learn to embrace your big head. I consider myself a big head pioneer!

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Don’t allow yourself to become depressed.

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… And whatever you do… Don’t turn to food for comfort! With your luck, you will probably only gain weight in your head.

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Remember, it is futile to try and disguise your big head with odd  facial hair placement.

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It only makes your head look bigger!

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A weird haircut won’t help either. You will just look ridiculous.

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Remember, a big head with a spikey haircut just looks like a giant cockleburr is stuck to your neck.

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Big heads have a proud history. Google it!

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A big head symbolizes power, strength and authority.

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Just relax and learn to laugh at yourself.

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It’s true, people’s heads are getting larger with each new generation.

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I enjoy being on the cutting edge of this new trend.

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Unfortunately, a big head isn’t necessarily a sign of greater intelligence. It’s just a sign of a big head.

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Toodles!

Here is another photo funnies flashback.

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The 9 Lives Of Buffalo Tom Peabody & Gunther Tootie

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31 thoughts on “The Big Head Theory 2

  1. I love Big Bang – but what you did here even outdid the show!! You really went all out!! Now – shrink your own head down to size Hot-shot!! 😉

  2. I humbly admit… I have a big head, but thanks for the tip about spiky hair and odd placements of facial hair. I don’t need my big head to look like a cockle-burr or to look even bigger!

    • I know what you mean! I come from a long line of humongous “bucketheads” so I’ve seen it all. The most popular disguise seems to be facial hair along the chin and cheeks which makes their forehead look like a large flat-screen TV.

  3. You’re ‘headed’ somewhere with this one and you’re definitely ‘head of the pack.’ I would ‘head’ on over, but i keep failing over my ‘head’.

    “Look out Mrs. Stit’s, we’re ‘headed’ your way! (Chapstick can’t save her now.)

    • Ha ha ha ha ha! I am a proud “bucket head” as well. In my family, I’m on the smallish size side. I can still fit into a stock baseball cap, with the strap let all the way out. Other family members can’t wear them. We probably look like a Bobblehead convention.
      I just checked out your blog and it looks great! Very happy to follow!

  4. Absolutely raving bonkers… i thought i had slipped into a dream state where your dreams are really mental health issues. But i nearly had an accident because i laughed so much. Have a great week. Fat head.

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