The Swami Buffalo Tommy: Monkey Business

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Train your monkey to clean up after monkey poop-fights!
-Some  monkeys are smarter than most people!
-Some monkeys are mean and feisty!
-Which monkey will you get?  (Our choice… Its a crap shoot!)
-Order now and find out!

While supplies last:
-Only $29.95 per monkey … No personal checks, please! (Cash, Money Orders, Visa and MasterCard welcome.)
(NOTE: Monkey poop is NOT legal tender.)
-All sales final!

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Each monkey comes with a FREE 5 pound bag of tasty Monkey Chow! (We cannot be held responsible for monkeys that eat their  tasty Monkey Chow in transit! In which case, your monkey will arrive with a free 5 pound bag of monkey poop, suitable for monkey poop-fights!)
Toodles!

The 9 Lives Of Buffalo Tom Peabody & Gunther Tootie

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9 thoughts on “The Swami Buffalo Tommy: Monkey Business

    • Lol! I think they are competing with a company known for delivering inanimate monkeys. I’m hoping, that it is no longer possible to receive livestock via the postal service. What if a person was called away on an emergency and their pet monkey sat on the porch for a week in its delivery box… That’s why me and Gunther are including a free 5 pound bag of monkey chow and water bottle . πŸ™‚

  1. Dear Buffalotompeabody,
    It is one of my memorable childhood experiences where I witnessed a Monkey poop fight at the Frankfort zoo. I remember my Dad trying to keep me away from being in striking distance..
    As always, thanks for a fun post.
    Hugs, Gronda

    • Hahaha! My first monkey poop fight experience was at a local small Shopping Center which had caged spider monkeys under the elevated Mall sign in the parking lot. The monkeys would pitch poop at cars pulling into the parking lot and shoppers as they ran to take cover in the store! It was hilarious and went on for years! Their aim was amazing. People loved it and thought it was funny. It was us kids favorite back-to-school shopping place! πŸ‘πŸ΅πŸ’©πŸ‘

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