Detective Gunther Tootie: A Day In The Life

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News Flash!
Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida
3/13/15
Undercover Cop Detective Gunther Tootie reporting:

The Fancy (pronounced Fauncey) Brainstone murder trial is still in recess so I am using this time to gather additional evidence…
Today I shadowed Fancy’s 80 year old mother, Phoenicia Brainstone-Tubbalardi because she will resume her testimony on Monday.
Phoenicia started her day…

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In this photo, at her home, Phoenicia demonstrates how she maintains the upper hand in all her relationships.
Then she is off for a quick tune-up at the Beauty  Salon …

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It is generally believed that Phoenicia wears this get-up because most people WONDER if she is, in fact, a WOMAN! She claims, “The works fell out years ago”… So it’s anyone’s guess. It’s definitely A LOOK.

And then it’s off to work… In this photo she presents James Dean with an offer he CAN refuse…

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After several hours, of working the streets, she heads over to the park to try her luck… It gets a bit desperate at 8 p.m. …

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There you have it, a day in the life of  Phoenicia! Her plans for tomorrow? Rinse and repeat!

Here’s what some of my friends, who are following the trial, have to say…

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Toodles!
Undercover Cop Detective Gunther Tootie, 3rd Grader (Honor Roll)

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Please note: all characters depicted in my posts are fictional, any similarity to persons living or dead is completely coincidental and you really need to get a life.

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