Detective Gunther Tootie: A Day In The Life


News Flash!
Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida
Undercover Cop Detective Gunther Tootie reporting:

The Fancy (pronounced Fauncey) Brainstone murder trial is still in recess so I am using this time to gather additional evidence…
Today I shadowed Fancy’s 80 year old mother, Phoenicia Brainstone-Tubbalardi because she will resume her testimony on Monday.
Phoenicia started her day…


In this photo, at her home, Phoenicia demonstrates how she maintains the upper hand in all her relationships.
Then she is off for a quick tune-up at the Beauty  Salon …


It is generally believed that Phoenicia wears this get-up because most people WONDER if she is, in fact, a WOMAN! She claims, “The works fell out years ago”… So it’s anyone’s guess. It’s definitely A LOOK.

And then it’s off to work… In this photo she presents James Dean with an offer he CAN refuse…


After several hours, of working the streets, she heads over to the park to try her luck… It gets a bit desperate at 8 p.m. …


There you have it, a day in the life of  Phoenicia! Her plans for tomorrow? Rinse and repeat!

Here’s what some of my friends, who are following the trial, have to say…





Undercover Cop Detective Gunther Tootie, 3rd Grader (Honor Roll)


Please note: all characters depicted in my posts are fictional, any similarity to persons living or dead is completely coincidental and you really need to get a life.

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