Dreams-R-Us

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I’ve started an online/self-help chat group called Dreams-R-Us!  Here’s what happened last night…

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Sweet dreams and don’t forget to tell me all about it!

Toodles!
Your best friend,
Iggy (Dream Anal-yst)

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11 thoughts on “Dreams-R-Us

  1. Oh my goodness. Please allow me to write to you about my dream. I’m in a constant state of analysis, but it’s costing me a fortune! Can I obtain your services for free? Here’s my latest dream:

    Dear Dr. Iggy,

    I was in a deep sleep when Jeb Bush enters my kitchen asking for a glass of milk and four Oreo cookies. There’s a rattle at the back door and I tell Jeb to hold on a sec while I grab my shotgun. Suddenly the glass breaks, and Jeb goes flying under the kitchen table. I scream out toward the intruder, “One step further and I’ll shoot!”

    One dumb son-of-a-whiskey screams back, “You’re a fat pig and you’re FIRED!”

    Sincerely,
    Waylon Jennings

    • Dear Waylon,
      By the way, I loved your work with Buddy Holly all the way up to and including Kris Kristofferson and Johnny Cash! Your dream as a typical example of the average American being sick and tired of conservatives demanding tax cuts for the wealthy and corporate welfare handouts! President Kennedy famously said, “A free society that cannot afford to help it’s many poor can barely afford to help the few that are rich.” my mother said, “When people tell you who they are (In this case conservative political candidates) believe them.” fortunately, Waylon, we only have 15 months more of this. Try a CPAP machine!👍🐵
      ^^ Iggy ^^

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