Florida Falsies

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Here’s another chapter from me and Gunther’s Best Summer Vacation… EVER!

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There’s a ton of nice old people in Florida…

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Wherever we are, me and Gunther like to stay busy… So we came up with a great idea…

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Who knew there were so many people who didn’t like brushing their dentures!

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Here is one of our prison-trained rinse technicians…

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Me and Gunther like to think we left Florida a better place than we found it…

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Before we left Florida, we sold Dentu-Care to the Efferdent company who promptly closed it because we were putting them out of business… since most of their customers live in Florida…

… Well, that’s what we did in Miami, Florida! Best summer vacation… EVER!

Namaste!
(That’s Yogi for… Of course they look natural! …& Toodles!)
Your best friends,
Buffalo Tom & Gunther

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The 9 Lives Of Buffalo Tom Peabody & Gunther Tootie

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27 thoughts on “Florida Falsies

    • Florida has nice senior centers! here in Sweet Home our Senior Center is an old Denny’s that got hit by one of the cluster tornadoes that followed after the remains of Hurricane Katrina passed over us! The Senior Center Director, Flossie Bloat, says, “If the seniors want Entertainment here at the center, one of them will have to climb the telephone pole out back and run an illegal cable jumper from the trailer park next door.” needless to say, no one is willing to risk breaking another hip just to run cable TV to an old Sears Silvertone b&w television set…7″ diagonal screen. We have to give up funding for the Senior Center in order to give tax breaks to billionaires… One of our local billionaires just bought the original dress worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz for three and a half million dollars! Unfortunately, the seniors at the Senior Center can’t watch The Wizard of Oz when it comes on TV because they don’t have cable… So me and Gunther are planning a senior citizens field trip to the rich guys Mansion so the seniors can look at his dress! 👍😁
      ^^ Buffalo Tom

  1. You’re dressing up in style, pearly whites, and a visit to see the dress! I’m jealous. My senior center charges if we go out for the matinee. You’d think we could get in for free. We got smart though, one day we asked the bus driver to pull in at Hobby Lobby so we could buy some candy and beverages.
    Sadly, before leaving, we discovered Sydney had flooded his diaper. Now one of us ladies carries a spare.

    • Iggy usually organizes all of the Senior Center outings. He gets everyone on their Rascals and herds them toward their destination! Hobby lobby has a nice selection of disposable holiday tablecloths that make the perfect diaper substitution in case of emergency. You can even use one of Hobby Lobby’s crafting tables as a changing table! 👍🙈
      ^^ Buffalo Tom

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